MONDAY MORNING DISPATCH (7/7/25)

1)  You ever have a breakfast so disappointing, all you can think about is, When the hell can I eat lunch? Is 10:30 too early?

2)  These couples who have YouTube channels and post cutesy videos about their relationship… You know the ones I’m talking about.

“Join us on our adventure of life, laughter, and love!”

Crap like that. They post videos with premises like:

“Watch as I try to teach him to dance.” Or “Will she notice that I’m not wearing my wedding ring?”

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MONDAY MORNING DISPATCH (6/23/25)

1)  There’s an early episode of MOONLIGHTING (mid-1980’s TV show starring Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis) where David Addison (Willis) remarks to Maddie Hayes (Shepherd), “This is the chase.” The character says it just as the two of them start chasing after that episode’s bad guy.

There are other instances during that show when the characters “wink at the camera,” i.e. they acknowledge they’re on a TV show, without completing breaking the 4th wall.

THE SIMPSONS does it. Episodes of 30 ROCK have done it. RICK & MORTY walks a very fine line at doing it.

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MONDAY MORNING DISPATCH (4/14/25)

1)  This past week, the defense team for Bryan Kohberger was in court, trying to get all kinds of motions granted. You know who Bryan Kohberger is:

The dead-eyed Ph.D. student accused of murdering four Idaho college students.

Bryan has an airtight alibi. He was stargazing at the time of the murders.

And also, that knife that his Amazon account shows he purchased? He doesn’t know anything about it.

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